EA Sports FC 25

oh dear 2024-25
Club information
Manager	Pope Francis
Captain	Jesus Christ
Stadium	Big Man Arena
Owner	oh dear Sports Group
League Season information
Duration	20 September 2024 -
Current Season	Season 1
Division	Division 5
Points	16
Goals for	30
Goals against	26
Goals difference	+4
Season statistics
Matches played	10
Most appearances	Jesus Christ, Oisin Geoghegan lord Divock, Eusebio Jiménez Josh Mulvany, Philippa Walsh X AE A 12, Keir Starmer (10)
Top goalscorer	Xiang Wei Hao-Long (15)
Top assister	Jesus Christ (7)
Biggest home win	3-0 vs. Rodallega Bombers 3-0 vs. pacemakers
Biggest away win	5-2 vs. BumbaaClart
← 2023-24	2025-26 →

The 2024-25 season is oh dear's 7th season in existence and their second in the new EA Sports Clubs format. This season brought in a number of changes, the biggest of which being the re-introduction of relegation.

Pre-season and Friendlies

Date	Opponents	H / A	Result F–A	Scorers	Man of the match
20 September 2024		H	0-0		[[

First-team squad

Squad no.	Player	Nationality	Position(s)	Date of birth (age)	Signed	Contract until
Goalkeepers
50	Oisin Geoghegan		GK	18 June 1993 (age 31)	2022	2026
Defenders
2	Hugh Carroll		CB	27 July 1989 (age 35)	2021	2026
5	Wei Wei		RWB	1 January 2004 (age 20)	2022	2029
27	lord Divock		CB	18 April 1993 (age 31)	2020	2025
57	Keir Starmer		RB	2 September 1962 (age 62)	2024	2029
59	Eusebio Jiménez		CB	9 April 2004 (age 20)	2022	2025
60	Atticus Finch		CB	11 July 1988 (age 36)	2022	2025
61	Michael D. Higgins		LWB	18 April 1991 (age 33)	2020	2025
72	X AE A 12		LB	4 May 1999 (age 25)	2020	2025
Midfielders
8	Robert Dragan		CM	31 December 2005 (age 18)	2022	2026
11	Sharon Ní Bhraonáin		RM	1 March 2004 (age 20)	2022	2028
13	Philippa Walsh		CM	30 September 1995 (age 28)	2021	2027
15	Josh Mulvany		CM	19 October 1996 (age 27)	2020	2026
23	Jeremiah Palechevskis		LM	26 December 1992 (age 31)	2020	2026
26	Elizabeth Windsor		CDM	21 April 2006 (age 18)	2023	2025
56	Oscar Hood		CAM	20 July 2001 (age 23)	2023	2026
71	Lorna MacMenamin		CAM/RF	4 November 1989 (age 34)	2022	2026
83	Kate Redmond		CDM/CM	Day Month 1998 (age 26)	2024	2025
98	Alan Murphy		CDM	17 July 1997 (age 27)	2020	2029
99	Martin Cleary		CAM/CF	15 September 1992 (age 32)	2020	2025
Forwards
10	Jesus Christ		LW/ST	25 December 1996 (age 27)	2022	2026
19	Chunkz		LW	21 February 1996 (age 28)	2021	2027
20	Robert Dunne		ST	6 September 1999 (age 25)	2020	2025
21	Niran Yesufu		ST/RW/LW	22 August 1997 (age 28)	2020	2025
41	Wolfgang Flem		LW/ST	Day Month Year (age Age)	2024	2025
49	Xiang Wei Hao-Long		LW/ST	Day Month 2008 (age Age)	2024	2025
89	Morgan Hudson		RW/LB/CB	1 April 2005 (age 19)	2021	2026

Transfers

Transfers in

Date	Pos.	Name	From	Fee	Notes
20 September 2024	LW/ST	Xiang Wei Hao-Long	Unattached	Free
	CDM/CM	Kate Redmond	oh dear EDS	Free	Promoted
26 September 2024	LW/ST	Wolfgang Flem	Unattached	Free

Transfers out

Date	Pos.	Name	To	Fee	Notes

Loans in

Date from	Date to	Pos.	Name	From	Notes

Loans out

Date from	Date to	Pos.	Name	To	Notes

New Contracts

Date	Pos.	No.	Player	Contract Until	Team	Notes
20 September 2024	GK	50	Oisin Geoghegan	2026	First Team
	CB	60	Atticus Finch	2025	First Team
	LWB	61	Michael D. Higgins	2025	First Team
	RWB	5	Wei Wei	2029	First Team
	CM	8	Robert Dragan	2026	First Team
	RM	11	Sharon Ní Bhraonáin	2028	First Team
	CM	13	Philippa Walsh	2027	First Team
	LM	23	Jeremiah Palechevskis	2026	First Team
	CDM	26	Elizabeth Windsor	2025	First Team
	CAM	71	Lorna MacMenamin	2026	First Team

Identity

Kits

Home Kits

Month	Kit	Kit Supplier	Shirt Sponsor
September		Nike	N/A

Away Kits

Month	Kit	Kit Supplier	Shirt Sponsor
September		Hummel	N/A

Third Kits

Month	Kit	Kit Supplier	Shirt Sponsor
September		Puma	N/A

Competitions

Overall Record

Competition	First Match	Last Match	Final Position	Playoffs	Record
					Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %
Division 5	20 September 2024	21 September 2024	Promoted	0-0	5	3	1	1	12	8	+4	60%
Division 4	21 September 2024	21 September 2024	Playoffs	2-3	5	2	0	3	18	18	0	40%
Total				2-3	10	5	1	4	30	26	+4	50%

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Division 5

Overall Record								Season 0
Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %
5	3	1	1	12	8	+4	60%	5	3	1	1	12	8	+4	60%

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Division 4

Overall Record								Season 0
Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %	Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %
5	2	0	3	18	18	0	40%	5	2	0	3	18	18	0	40%

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Seasons

Season	Start Date	Final Position	Playoffs	POTS	GOTS	Record
						Pld	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	Win %
Season 0	20/9/2024	Division 4	2-3	Xiang Wei Hao-Long	Jesus Christ	10	5	1	4	30	26	+4	50%
Total						10	5	1	4	30	26	+4	50%

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Statistics

As of 20 September 2024

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Player Stats

• Most appearances: 10
  • Jesus Christ
  • Oisin Geoghegan
  • lord Divock
  • Eusebio Jiménez
  • X AE A 12
  • Keir Starmer
  • Josh Mulvany
  • Philippa Walsh
• Most appearances in one season: 10
  • Jesus Christ (Season 0)
  • Oisin Geoghegan (Season 0)
  • lord Divock (Season 0)
  • Eusebio Jiménez (Season 0)
  • X AE A 12 (Season 0)
  • Keir Starmer (Season 0)
  • Josh Mulvany (Season 0)
  • Philippa Walsh (Season 0)
• Oldest player: 62 years and 0 days, Keir Starmer
• Youngest player: 15 years and 0 days, Xiang Wei Hao-Long
• Most goals: 15, Xiang Wei Hao-Long
• Oldest goalscorer: 26 years and 0 days, Kate Redmond (against 11T4 FC, 21 September 2024)
• Youngest goalscorer: 15 years and 0 days, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (against Suffolks Finest, 20 September 2024)
• Most goals scored in a match: 8, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (against Akiiiiis Angels, 28 September 2024)
• Most consecutive matches scored in: 6, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
• Most consecutive matches scored in a season: 6, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
• Most goals in a season: 15, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
• Most matches scored in a season: 7, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 200 goals: 0, Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 100 goals: 0, Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 50 goals: 0, Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 20 goals: 0, Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 10 goals: 1, Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
• Most consecutive seasons to score at least 5 goals: 1
  • Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
  • Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most consecutive season to score at least 1 goal: 1
  • Xiang Wei Hao-Long (Season 0)
  • Jesus Christ (Season 0)
  • Morgan Hudson (Season 0)
  • Kate Redmond (Season 0)
  • X AE A 12 (Season 0)
• Most assists: 7, Jesus Christ
• Most assist in a match: 8, Jesus Christ (against Akiiiiis Angels, 28 September 2024)
• Most assists in a season: 7, Jesus Christ (Season 0)
• Most clean sheets: 2, Oisin Geoghegan
• Most clean sheets in a season: 2, Oisin Geoghegan (Season 0)
• Longest consecutive run without conceding a goal: 1 game
  • Oisin Geoghegan (Season 0)
  • Oisin Geoghegan (Season 0)
• Most red cards: 0, Jesus Christ
• Most red cards in a season: 0, Jesus Christ
• Most Man of the Match Awards: 4
  • Jesus Christ
  • Xiang Wei Hao-Long
• Most Player of the Season Awards: 1, Xiang Wei Hao-Long

Season Stats

• Most points in a season: 16, Season 0
• Fewest points in a season; 16, Season 0
• Most wins in a season: 5, Season 0
• Fewest wins in a season: 5, Season 0
• Most consecutive wins in a season: 3, Season 0 (Division 5 - Division 4)
• Most consecutive matches without a win in a season: 3, Season 0 (Division 4)
• Most defeats in a season: 4, Season 0
• Fewest defeats in a season: 4, Season 0
• Most consecutive defeats in a season: 3, Season 0 (Division 5)
• Most consecutive matches without a defeat in a season: 4, Season 0 (Division 5 - Division 4)
• Most draws in a season: 1, Season 0
• Fewest draws in a season: 1, Season 0
• Most consecutive draws in a season: 1, Season 0 (Division 5)
• Most consecutive matches without a draw in a season: 7, Season 0 (Division 5 - Division 4)
• Most goals scored in a season: 30, Season 0
• Fewest goals scored in a season: 30, Season 0
• Most goals conceded in a season: 26, Season 0
• Fewest goals conceded in a season: 26, Season 0
• Best goal difference in a season: +4, Season 0
• Worst goal difference in a season: +4, Season 0
• Most consecutive matches scored in: 8, Season 0

Goalscorers

Rank	No.	Pos.	Player	Division 5	Division 4	Total
1	49	LW/ST	Xiang Wei Hao-Long	3	12	15
2	10	ST/LW	Jesus Christ	4	4	8
3	89	RW	Morgan Hudson	1	1	2
4	83	CM	Kate Redmond	1	0	1
	72	LB	X AE A 12	0	1	1
Own goals				0	0	0
Totals				9	18	27

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Hat-tricks

Player	Against	Result	Date	Division
Xiang Wei Hao-Long4	BumbaaClart (A)	5-2	21 September 2024	Division 4
Xiang Wei Hao-Long	The Pilot (A)	5-4	21 September 2024	Division 4
Morgan Hudson	Bazzles Fun Van (H)	4-0	27 September 2024	Division 5
Xiang Wei Hao-Long	AFC BREXITEERS (H)	5-1	27 September 2024	Division 4
Morgan Hudson	Prison Industy (A)	6-2	28 September 2024	Division 4
Xiang Wei Hao-Long8	Akiiiiis Angels (H)	6-3	28 September 2024	Division 3
Xiang Wei Hao-Long4	Rooster Boys (H)	6-1	12 October 2024	Division 3
Xiang Wei Hao-Long4	DubsOnClubsv6 (H)	4-0	12 October 2024	Division 3
Xiang Wei Hao-Long4	Maass Biran FC (H)	7-4	12 October 2024	Division 3
Xiang Wei Hao-Long	Dndddd (A)	5-9	12 October 2024	Division 3

4 - Denotes player scored 4 goals

Assists

Rank	No.	Pos.	Player	Division 5	Division 4	Total
1	10	ST/LW	Jesus Christ	3	4	7
2	49	LW/ST	Xiang Wei Hao-Long	2	1	3
3	89	RW	Morgan Hudson	1	1	2
	15	CM	Josh Mulvany	1	1	2
4	83	CM	Kate Redmond	1	0	1
	59	CB	Eusebio Jiménez	0	1	1
	57	RB	Keir Starmer	0	1	1
	8	CM	Robert Dragan	0	1	1
Totals				8	10	18

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Clean Sheets

No.	Player	Games Played	Goals Against	Clean Sheets
				Division 5	Division 4	Total
50	Oisin Geoghegan	10	18	2	0	2
Totals			18	2	0	2

Note: In all stats, a 3-0 forfeit for either team is counted as three goals for the winner or loser, but this will not affect the individual players' goals/assists but it willl affect the goalkeepers' goals against.

Awards

Player of the Month

Month	Player
September

Goal of the Month

Month	Player
September

Ultimate Team

Main article: EA Sports FC 25/Ultimate Team

Name		Rating	Position	Foot	WF	SM	WR	PAC	SHO	PAS	DRI	DEF	PHY
	Jesus Christ	91	LW ST, LM, CM		5	4	H/M	95	88	89	90	52	74
	Liu Tze Long	90	ST LW, RW, CF		5	5	H/L	87	92	81	90	38	80
	TestSubject6	89	ST CF, LW, CDM		5	3	H/M	84	91	82	80	67	88
	Morgan Hudson	89	RW RM, LB, CB		5	3	H/H	95	86	88	89	73	79
	lord Divock	88	CB		4	2	L/H	77	58	80	79	88	87
	Hugh Carroll	86	CB		3	2	M/H	70	62	75	74	87	87
	Josh Mulvany	86	CM CAM, CDM, CB		5	3	H/H	82	82	84	83	79	81
	Little Ezekiel	86	CM CAM, RW, CB		5	4	H/H	85	82	86	83	80	77
	X AE A 12	85	LB LWB		4	3	M/H	84	61	83	82	83	81
	Yummo Wickersham	85	ST RW, CAM, CF		4	4	H/H	89	84	81	83	71	80
	Philippa Walsh	84	CM CDM, CAM		4	3	H/M	79	78	83	82	74	77
	Darren Donio Donio	84	CM CDM, CAM		5	3	H/M	82	81	84	82	80	81
	Mahatma Gandhi	84	CAM CM, LM		4	3	H/M	82	82	85	83	73	77
	Martin Cleary	84	CAM CM, LM, ST		4	4	H/M	85	81	85	84	68	74
	Oisin Geoghegan	83	GK		3	1	M/M	84	80	83	85	58	84
	Eusebio Jiménez	83	CB		3	2	L/H	79	57	77	76	84	81
	Alan Murphy	83	CDM CM, CB		4	3	M/H	70	75	80	79	81	82
	Keir Starmer	83	RB RWB		3	3	M/H	82	56	80	79	82	79
	Niran Yesufu	83	RW RM, ST		5	4	H/M	90	81	82	84	53	74
	The Iceberg	83	CDM CM, LW		4	3	M/H	80	73	81	75	84	79
	Chunkz	82	LW LM		3	4	M/L	80	77	82	83	60	72
	Robert Dunne	82	ST CF		5	3	H/L	79	83	72	76	54	80
	Buba Specks	81	CM CDM, CAM		3	3	M/M	76	65	81	80	64	77